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Dear Lo-Flo Toilet Nazis:, February 26, 2004
Roaches, D!sney and W@l-mart, February 26, 2004
Givin' it Up for Jesus, February 25, 2004
Oh, Yeah? Haiku you too, buddy!, February 24, 2004
Love letter to my Bro...not *that* kind, pervy!, February 23, 2004
Texasisms, February 23, 2004
"Are they made with real G!rl Sc0uts?", February 20, 2004
Under the Banner of Heaven, February 20, 2004
Military Intelligence, February 19, 2004
Early-Morning Commercials on CNN that Piss Me Off, February 18, 2004
To my Snoogie-Woogie-Wips...bleeagh..., February 14, 2004
Links -- Look What I Can Do!!!, February 12, 2004
Bella Europa, February 12, 2004
Randomness, February 12, 2004
Elmer Fudd Sings Songs of Wuv, February 11, 2004
-, February 10, 2004
Symmetrical Zittage, February 09, 2004
Great Way to Freak Out Your Coworkers, February 08, 2004
Dear writers of Fat-Chick-Lit books:, February 06, 2004
Random Crap and an Ode to Sonic, February 06, 2004
Evil Genius?, February 05, 2004
Long, unfunny entry about my job., February 04, 2004
Brought to you by the Cranberry Juice Board, February 02, 2004
Projectile Vomiting, and other hazards of parenthood, February 01, 2004